#CRAZY FROG RACER 2 ONLINE PLUS#
No wonder people found The Annoying Thing, well, annoying, plus seeing him that often must have made parents notice the fact that he had his widdle cock and balls on him, which is a pretty big no-no when little Sally's watching Blue's Clues.
In fact, at times, there was up to a 1 in 6 chance of them being during the same ad break. Around the time he was being marketed to hell and back in 2005, a lot of his ads were on children's channels. I'm okay with him being censored, but, like, why model a penis on him in the first place?Īfter doing a bit of half-assed research on the topic, an actual answer popped up for the second question.
You'd think I'm more upset at the second question, but it's not my train of thought at all. Two- Who got so offended at its presence that they decided to complain? One- Why the fuck did Crazy Frog have a penis? His tiny little froggy peepee offended so many people that they had to remove it, but the developers of the game didn't have the censored render that's online right now, so they had to manually blur it out. Second, do you see the problem with this video? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you think for a few seconds on it. Okay, for starters, you should probably put your hand down, I don't actually have a way to see you. You know what the saddest thing is? By show of hands, who here remembers the music videos they made for Crazy Frog? The ones that used to play on MTV. Then again, I don't know if he even remembers Crazy Frog, as he was humming the Gummy Bear song under his breath while we tortured ourselves for the sole purpose of getting screenshots. I did manage to get my best friend to spend 20 minutes playing it with me, to which his response was the same as my own. That boxart is scanned from my own personal collection.
#CRAZY FROG RACER 2 ONLINE PC#
To clarify further, I had a pirate copy of the game originally on PC and then I found an actual copy on PS2. That's 10GB of storage space I'm only going to get back after this "review" goes up because I can finally be done with this annoying thing. I wanted to delete it, but I want to bash this thing's face in more. I would pretend to say that "I care about quality too much", hence why I'm using higher-res PC screenshots, but the actual reason was that I played this game 2 years ago on PC to the exact day of me writing this review, and I've never used the footage from it. The single-player ones are from PC, while the multi-player ones are from the PS2.
#CRAZY FROG RACER 2 ONLINE PS2#
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.įor those who are observant enough to realize that this doesn't look like a PS2 screenshot, you would be correct! I've been using screenshots from multiple system. pitched-up sounds of a man making an impression of an F1 racer. Literally all the music in this game is remixed eurobeat mixed with the origin of Crazy Frog, i.e. Don't look that up, it's exactly what you think it is, and I'm not going to be held responsible for you understanding my metaphor.
The most important word out of all of these would be 'had', because 3 albums of his bullshit destroying decent tracks have made me want to kill myself in a way that can be best summarized as "mildly uncomfortable degloving". And it's not a fresh barrel, there were apples in there, and now it's mouldy as hell.įor starters, let's get this out of the way. To play this is to turn on something meh, but then scrape the bottom of the barrel and then put it in your mouth. It should be illegal for me to own this, because I'm pretty sure the music that was made with the Crazy Frog IP was used in some shady torture chamber by SOMEBODY. It's a meh kart knockoff, but this game is PAINFUL. Here's my response to hearing about Crazy Frog, or the Annoying Thing, for the first time: "Thanks, I hate it." If you can remember this fucking frog, you can understand my pure seething hate for this stupid thing. CRAZY FROG ARCADE RACER / CRAZY FROG RAAUG 28 (PC / PS2, 2006-2007)
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